Yup, true story. It freaks me out. Then again, who likes getting older? Besides, kids. They don’t count.
This past year has been pretty hard for me. It seems like every time I look in the mirror there’s one more wrinkle, one more weird red spot on my chest. Not to mention losing weight- I’ve been trying the past 2 years and have gained 8 lbs. What is THAT? I think it just all goes downhill after you turn 21. There’s not another age to look forward to. I think I’d stay 21 forever. Or 22. Or even 23. Cause then you don’t have that stigma of being a 21 year old. I take it back, 24 would be my ideal age. It’s before you hit quarter of a century, and before all things physical start heading south.
You might be sitting there wondering how old I am. Well, I’m not gonna tell you. Nope. But I WILL give you a hint: it falls somewhere between 25 and 27. I know, I know. Not very helpful. I think I’m gonna go check out some anti-aging creams online. Then obsessively stare at my face in the mirror for a bit…. Come to think of it, how come when men get wrinkles it makes them sexier, and when women do, it just makes them look old? I”m telling you, life’s not fair.
